Show HN: OpsiMate – From on-call chaos to a single control panel

Please don't do this. If you want to get your project seen on HN, just email us (hn@ycombinator.com) and we'll review it for you and if we think the audience will like it we'll consider if for the second chance pool (https://news.ycombinator.com/pool, explained here https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26998308).

[stub for offtopicness]