Why the Nih Should Spend Billions to Give Me Futuristic Real Fake Tits
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The article satirically argues that the NIH should fund research on futuristic breast implants, highlighting the absurdity of some research funding decisions, and the sole commenter questions the author's intentions and tone.
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Great writing and a good hook. The front boulders would indeed be a great start to organ manufacturing. Even better if they were productive with milk glands and a nipple, I would imagine mastectomy patients would love this work.