I Made a Site That Certifies Every Project as Blazingly Fast (blazingly.fast)
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The creator made a satirical website that certifies any project as 'Blazingly Fast' and shares its unexpected popularity, with the community responding positively to the joke.
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It's a site that certifies every project as Blazingly Fast™.. just tick “Yes” and you’re officially recognized in the Hall of Speed.
It started as a joke on LinkedIn and Reddit, but people actually began submitting real repos (40+ so far).
There’s no pitch, no sign-up, just a badge generator and a leaderboard. It’s a lighthearted nod to our obsession with speed claims and a celebration of open source humor.
Happy to answer questions or take roast-level feedback